FAQ
WTF is the deal with Mitsune; boy or girl?
Aymee says:
You know, we get asked this a lot. Like, really. It’s driving me batty because ARGRHGHRGHRHG it doesn’t MATTER really, cmon you guys! I mean, whatever’s inside Mits’ pants doesn’t really affect ANYONE except Mits.
I’m also mildly offended that you’ve been into the comic enough to post a question, but didn’t read our archive. We’re not an old comic, it’s not that big! Don’t you LIKE our old strips? Do I have to go and cry in a corner? If Mits looks like a girl, then she probably is a girl. If Mits uses “he” when it comes to pronounes, then he’s probably a boy. Or perhaps he’s something else entirely, but his writing is still funny and isn’t that why we’re here in the first place?
But fine. FINE. Here’s a link to the strip where we actually explained this. Mitsune-in-the-comic? Female. Mitsune-the-real-writer? Male.
Mitsune says:
Well, since Aymee handily covered the ranting and raving in addition to the actual explanation, here’s a funny fact for you; A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
How’d you make this comic anyway?
Mitsune says:
I sit around eating candy for a while until I get an idea. I write it down in notepad, taking care to pad the texts with funny words to make Aymee smile and distract her from the fact that I typed this up in less than ten minutes.
After this, I eat some more candy and possibly scratch my bum before I send it over to Aymee. I think she does some wierd-ass magic to my .txt that makes it a .jpg. In any case, when it leaves her computer, the words have pictures attached to them, highlighting how hilarious and witty I am, making the jokes infinitely more palatable.
Aymee says:
It’s fairly easy. To answer, that is.
I have a tablet – an Intous 3, which I love dearly – and I swear by the program Painter for sketching and lineart, as well as adding the text. I also have Photoshop, of course, which I occationally use to colour the comic, questionable-content-style. Meaning I’m using the same fancy addons that save me a bit of time. But yeah, I stick to Painter for most things simply because I’m more familiar with the program.
Occationally, I’ll forget that we decided that we’d never use much more than 4 hours each on a comic, and I’ll start adding details and shading and going overboard and Mits has to step in to hit me over the head and tell me to stop being a dunce. This happened in the Final Fantasy-strip, for example.
How did you guys meet? Are you married? What do your children look like?
Mitsune says:
Way back when I was tiny and less sexy, Aymee and I met through a mutual friend during pre-uni school. She informed me that she’d been watching me take the same bus as her for years. I’d never seen her. So I guess the simple answer is that Aymee was stalking me.
And no, we’re not married, we’re not super-special friends, we’ve never touched inappropriately – hell, most of the time, I don’t even like Aymee. But we’ve kind of stuck around each other for a decade or so, and she doesn’t seem to take a hint, so here we are. “Here” is an awesome cellar apartment with a diplomatically huge kitchen and living room separating our rooms.
Aymee says:
There was this guy on my bus, two stops after mine. He looked fairly tired and grumpy a lot of time, and wore a pretty stylish coat. Our bus, it should be mentioned, was very tiny. I mean, literally. It’s half the size of a normal bus, and there weren’t a lot of stops for it – I guess it’s main function is to shuttle little old ladies to the mall and young’uns to their high-school. We were like five people below 50 there.
And then I realized that the grumpy, tired guy was in the class my BFF was in, and we got to talking. I thought this was a good opportunity to befriend someone who lived 100 m from my own house, meaning I never had to spend ages getting everywhere again. Our city is fairly small, but it’s spread out over 2-3 islands and the commute anywhere is a bitch. He retaliated by getting me hooked on WoW a few years later, so I guess we’re even.
I have a few questions which I feel should be addressed. Ahem.
1) Why are there so few dwarves in your comic? Dwarves are awesome, you know, there should be more of them.
2) How does Mits manage to be so endearing and yet infuriatingly neurotic all at once?
3) 42 (I have provided the answer, since it is known, and the question is not. If you could provide the question for this answer, I would be eternally grateful)
4) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Mits pretended he didn’t see your post, Apple, and when I alerted him to it and said I was gonna answer, he started raving that HE wanted AT LEAST HALF or he was gonna STEAL my markers and drink all my soda and do unspeakable things to my collection of teddybears.
I’m scared.
Also, there’s the fact that I have no proper answer to any of your questions, so I just wanted to leave you with this little tidbit of information, gathered during my years out in the world.
Aren’t I awesome, letting you all benefit from my wisdom?
We’re talking martial arts: the correct way to tie your belt differs from art to art. Or sport to sport, if that’s what you’re into calling it, whatever. The really funny thing is that they have REASONS for it.
You’re welcome.
Ayms is crazy. Deranged, crazy and out of her mind.
1. Because Aymee quails and whinges every time I have fantastic scripts that involve twelve different and unique unicorns (or dwarves). This comic DOES need more dwarves.
2. I have no idea of what you speak.
3. (9×3)+15.
4. http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Google is wise. Apologies for the boring reply there, but it’s -correct-!
Ayms, what the hell, belts? What .. no, I’m not even going to try.
Mits = The useful one around here.
Okay, that link was just awesome. I think I’m a little bit in love.
Also, yeah. Belts. Or whatever. Look, I dunno what you call it in english? Belt? Sash? RANDOMCLOTHAROUNDYOURWAIST?
Neither is it relevant, we’re talking about the correct way to wear it. Sheesh, man, keep up.
Hang on wait… I’m still unclear on Mits’ sexuality though?
To put it simple, Mits In the Comic is Female, While who does the Wrighting is Male. Thats my Understanding
Wait, so what about Aymee? Is he a guy too?
No. Aymee is a girl.
What about dann? boy or girl? hard to say with all that long hair and makeup!
“Our city is fairly small, but it’s spread out over 2-3 islands and the commute anywhere is a bitch.”
I’m kind of curious, where do you guys live?
They TELL US they live in Norway. I don’t believe them. I think they live in Antartica. That’s obviously the only way they get penguins.
Two fun facts for you:
1) There’s actually a polar bear in our street. On a regular basis. For reals. I’ve met it.
2) It’s stuffed. And ancient. And there’s this sign going “amagawd don’t touch the bear”.
Our city is a special, special place, and I sometimes wonder if this is where they send all the crazy people. I’m pretty sure that’s the only explanation for it.
How do you think *I* ended up here?