I wish I thought this was funny, but it’s completely true. This happens. A lot. Actually, each of those panels? Perfectly accurate.
Yes, the cuddle-magazines-guy was immensely creepy. I may or may not have exaggerated his creepy tshirt. What’s not mentioned here is the lecture he gave me afters about how the Russian Mafia is the reason why dental care in Russia is so good. He was very insistent about this. Uhm, okay?
Yes, that little old lady – or little old ladies a lot like her – comes by almost every week. They get very upset if we don’t have exactly the right number of exactly the right series of housewifeporn (you know, the paperbacks for bored housewives, with scantily clad females swooning over some half-naked buff guy on the cover?) – which is kind of hard to control that’s part of the used books-department reliant on people donating their stuff to us.
And yes, the guy telingl me why whatever it is I like is wrong? His kind tends to hang around and refuse to leave. I’ve heard hours and hours of how That One Raid In Molten Core went, or whatever plans were laid for That Game of Vampire, or Why Aion Is So Much Better Than WoW, and so on.
For those of you who know me on twitter might have questioned if the more outrageous stories is actually true or not. Ask Mits. He’s seen a lot of it.
Oh, and yeah – that creepy thing hiding behind various shelves? Yep, that happens too.
So, are you sure you want my job?
