This is a little premature, but since we stick to our schedule and thus won’t see each other again on this side of the explosionfest that is new years eve:
Thank you all for sticking with us here at 4th Wall, and we hope you’ve enjoyed our comics thus far. Even more so, we hope you will enjoy the comics to come as we learn and grow; we have no intention of stopping!
2011 will be our first full year, and we’re shifting into gear, getting ready for January. We exist because of you, gentle readers, because you give us purpose. For that, you have our gratitude.
Whew. How’s that for official-sounding stuff? It’s not that it’s not heartfelt and sincere, I’m just terrible at this speech-like stuff.
So instead, let me tell you about how my subconscious is mocking me. In my dreams.
Anyone who knows me will tell you I am a terribly indecisive person. I like to think of this as empathy and a diplomatic inclination, but fact is, if you ask me whether I want to go eat a burger or a pizza – and refuse to take “you decide” as an answer – I will actually disintegrate. It’s not pretty.
So tonight, the bastard part of my brain (the bigger part) conjured up some sort of game show where people dressed up as superheroes. Well, one guy was Captain America (though he was all bronze, what?), and another guy was dressed up as a NES.
Nintendos are practically superheroes in my world, so let’s stick with the idea of a superhero-themed dress-up game show.
First, the initial rounds, which seemed to consist of people displaying their costumes and doing weird dances. Oh how I wish I could project the image of the dance the NES did so you could see! The bronzed Captain America was a terrible dancer, for the record.
Then, bonus round time. Oh dear gods, ancestors, spirits and bears, the bonus round. It was a special hell devised for me and me alone.
Between all the tables, in a meandering pathway, carts started rolling. Fairly nondescript carts in and by themselves, rolling of their own accord to psychotic clown-murderer circus music. They were laden with everything. No really, there was nothing that wasn’t on these carts, up to and including refrigerators.
The lighting dropped, and only ghostly lights from the far end of the stage provided a semblance of illumination. Like a dark, smoke-filled stage before the band starts playing.
The game show host proudly announced; “If you but name what you see, it is yours for the taking!”
People around me started yelling, and a childhood friend of mine at once yelled “Refrigerator!”. Indeed, the refrigerator was his to own, then.
Me?
I sat paralyzed for half a minute. I didn’t even know whether or not we only got one shot, but it seemed to be the case. Did I want to opt for the most expensive or shiny one? A jar of emeralds rolled past, and there, a really neat chair!
I spent an eternity simply staring at the prizes that rolled past, unable to decide.
Right before I woke up, I dejectedly named and made off with a napkin, waking up with a terrible sense of loss. I hate my brain.